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Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting Like You Know Everything
Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting Like You Know Everything
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Know-It-All Shutdown Hoodie – Search Engine Swagger Edition
This Hoodie is for the men who’ve had enough of the fake experts and loud opinions. Featuring the sharp, sarcastic phrase: “Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting Like You Know Everything” it’s a stylish mic drop for anyone who values facts over flex and wisdom over noise.
Product Highlights:
Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear with a confident edge.
Color Options: Available in Crisp White and Bold Black—each offering a clean backdrop for the punchline.
Multi-Tone Lettering: Printed in Cream (for subtle shade), Yellow-Orange (for boldness), Yellow (for attention), and Green (for growth and clarity)—a vibrant mix that pops with personality.
Unisex Fit: Tailored for men but wearable by anyone who’s tired of the know-it-all energy.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Perfect for casual wear, content creation, or debate-ready days.
Sparks laughs and shuts down egos.
A wearable reminder that real knowledge doesn’t need to shout—it shows.
Style Tips:
Pair the black tee with joggers and green kicks for a sharp, street-smart look.
Rock the white version with jeans and a yellow-orange cap for a clean, confident vibe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This Hoodie is for the men who’ve had enough of the fake experts and loud opinions. Featuring the sharp, sarcastic phrase: “Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting Like You Know Everything” it’s a stylish mic drop for anyone who values facts over flex and wisdom over noise.
Product Highlights:
Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear with a confident edge.
Color Options: Available in Crisp White and Bold Black—each offering a clean backdrop for the punchline.
Multi-Tone Lettering: Printed in Cream (for subtle shade), Yellow-Orange (for boldness), Yellow (for attention), and Green (for growth and clarity)—a vibrant mix that pops with personality.
Unisex Fit: Tailored for men but wearable by anyone who’s tired of the know-it-all energy.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Perfect for casual wear, content creation, or debate-ready days.
Sparks laughs and shuts down egos.
A wearable reminder that real knowledge doesn’t need to shout—it shows.
Style Tips:
Pair the black tee with joggers and green kicks for a sharp, street-smart look.
Rock the white version with jeans and a yellow-orange cap for a clean, confident vibe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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