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I’m a Simple Person But I’m Allergic to Basic People
I’m a Simple Person But I’m Allergic to Basic People
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Anti-Basic Hoodie – Simplicity with Standards Edition
This hoodie is for the men who keep it real, keep it chill, but never settle for average. Featuring the cheeky, no-filter phrase: “I’m a Simple Person But I’m Allergic to Basic People” it’s a wearable attitude for those who value authenticity, originality, and a little bit of spice in their circle.
Product Highlights:
Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and built for everyday comfort with a confident edge.
Color Options: Available in Crisp White and Bold Black—each offering a clean canvas for the message.
Vibrant Lettering: Printed in Blue (for calm clarity), Orange (for bold personality), and Light Green (for fresh energy)—a combo that’s anything but basic.
Unisex Fit: Tailored for men but wearable by anyone who’s got standards and style.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Perfect for casual wear, content creation, or social settings where you set the tone.
Sparks laughs, nods, and maybe a few side-eyes.
A wearable reminder that simplicity doesn’t mean settling—and basic isn’t invited.
Style Tips:
Pair the black tee with ripped jeans and colorful sneakers for a street-smart flex.
Rock the white version with joggers and a denim jacket for a clean, confident vibe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This hoodie is for the men who keep it real, keep it chill, but never settle for average. Featuring the cheeky, no-filter phrase: “I’m a Simple Person But I’m Allergic to Basic People” it’s a wearable attitude for those who value authenticity, originality, and a little bit of spice in their circle.
Product Highlights:
Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and built for everyday comfort with a confident edge.
Color Options: Available in Crisp White and Bold Black—each offering a clean canvas for the message.
Vibrant Lettering: Printed in Blue (for calm clarity), Orange (for bold personality), and Light Green (for fresh energy)—a combo that’s anything but basic.
Unisex Fit: Tailored for men but wearable by anyone who’s got standards and style.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Perfect for casual wear, content creation, or social settings where you set the tone.
Sparks laughs, nods, and maybe a few side-eyes.
A wearable reminder that simplicity doesn’t mean settling—and basic isn’t invited.
Style Tips:
Pair the black tee with ripped jeans and colorful sneakers for a street-smart flex.
Rock the white version with joggers and a denim jacket for a clean, confident vibe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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