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I Don’t Get Mad, I Get Distant
I Don’t Get Mad, I Get Distant
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Distant Energy Hoodie – Chill Over Chaos Edition
This hoodie is for the women who don’t explode—they evaporate. Featuring the quietly savage phrase: “I Don’t Get Mad, I Get Distant” it’s a wearable boundary for those who protect their peace by walking away instead of lashing out.
Product Highlights:
Premium Fleece Blend: Soft, warm, and perfect for cool days and colder moods.
Color Options: Available in Classic Black and Crisp White—each offering a sleek backdrop for the message.
Shadowed Lettering: Printed in Red (for intensity), Yellow (for clarity), and Green Shadowing (for calm detachment)—a trio that speaks volumes without raising your voice.
Feminine Fit: Tailored for women who know silence is strength and distance is strategy.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Perfect for casual wear, content creation, or those “don’t test me” days.
Sparks nods, knowing glances, and instant respect.
A wearable reminder that emotional control is the ultimate flex.
Style Tips:
Pair the black hoodie with ripped jeans and red kicks for a bold, grounded look.
Rock the white version with joggers and green accessories for a clean, chill vibe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This hoodie is for the women who don’t explode—they evaporate. Featuring the quietly savage phrase: “I Don’t Get Mad, I Get Distant” it’s a wearable boundary for those who protect their peace by walking away instead of lashing out.
Product Highlights:
Premium Fleece Blend: Soft, warm, and perfect for cool days and colder moods.
Color Options: Available in Classic Black and Crisp White—each offering a sleek backdrop for the message.
Shadowed Lettering: Printed in Red (for intensity), Yellow (for clarity), and Green Shadowing (for calm detachment)—a trio that speaks volumes without raising your voice.
Feminine Fit: Tailored for women who know silence is strength and distance is strategy.
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Perfect for casual wear, content creation, or those “don’t test me” days.
Sparks nods, knowing glances, and instant respect.
A wearable reminder that emotional control is the ultimate flex.
Style Tips:
Pair the black hoodie with ripped jeans and red kicks for a bold, grounded look.
Rock the white version with joggers and green accessories for a clean, chill vibe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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